Mis-Management Profiles

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Assidick PHucker (GM)

A previous unnamed hasher of Shenzhen, now based in Kunming, this outdoor enthusiast and a rational beer drinker, likes to phuck around with everyone, including himself. He is not politically correct, likes to joke, poke and provoke, where no jokes are off the table for this phucker. Enjoys a good laugh, good people and good Hash. A chemist, a phucker and most importantly a Hasher.

 

Sausage Sucker (RA)

Outdoor enthusiast, long-distance bike tourist and ex-marathon fell runner. Having had multiple midlife crises and over ten years hashing experience in China. Previously, a hare in Xiamen and Chengdu kennels and now currently Kunming-Chenggong H3 mis-management. Completed Nash Hashes in Hangzhou, Guangzhou and Kunming...totally wired!

Scoop my Buttress (RA)

With beer in her DNA, this cheery hasher prances along any trail, always ready to burst out in song and butcher it along the way. Keen to spot the markings, yet clumsy to place her feet, this hasher is always up for a good laugh, a silly dance, and a random scoop of any snack she can find along the trail.

Forest Gimp (RA)

A former GM with many swashbuckling tales to tell of bygone hashes and after-parties gone wrong, Forest Gimp is most of the time up to no good, but if a trail needs laying he’s there to lend a hand, even if it’s shitty. An educator, gamer, time-waster, and borderline exhibitionist, Forest Gimp knows how to have a good fucking time!

 

Mountain Nympho (RA)

Mountain Nympho is a local hasher, based in the Laobiao town of Songming. She likes the hash and sees it as part of her family. She has been hashing since 2020, proudly representing KMCG H3 in Shanghai, Guangzhou and Hainan. She works hard, considers herself nerdy, but has been known to drink others under the table too, so not completely useless. Her hash in her Labiao town once a year is her commitment to the hash family. YEAH!

Cuntess Drunkula (RA)

Cuntess Drunkula has been sneaking into the hash since 2020, but finally took the beer plunge in 2021. 
She has a severe running problem as in, she doesn’t run, being the typical hash wanker trail lover, particularly if it involves beautiful nature views. As a frequent late cummer, guilty for other hashers’ waste of masturbation time.